If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.