God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.
He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.