I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.

People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Life is for the living.