Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I am two with nature.
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.