Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.

"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.