I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

Death is an acquired trait.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion.