I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and alive, decade after decade.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.