Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.