Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.

I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

You make a film and always hope you're going make "Citizen Kane" or "The Bicycle Thief." You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn't, but it's out of your control completely.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.