None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.
There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.
I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.