[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.