I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

Life's hard, then you die.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.