How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody AllenThe heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
Woody AllenDear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.
Woody Allen