The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
Woody AllenAll over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.
Woody Allen