I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.

I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York. But I don't think I could live in many places. When I had to make a film in the United States I picked San Francisco because to me it's one of the great cities of America.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.