The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
Woody AllenBy now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.
Woody AllenI just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody Allen