I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

In certain areas I don't function well and in other areas I function very well. I'm very good professionally. I have good discipline, I'm able to write every day and do films and not go six times over the budget. I mean I'm a coherent person, but I also don't like to go through tunnels when I travel. I'm claustrophobic.