The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.

Usually, you hire people that you think are wonderful.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.