A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.