I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Woody AllenIf you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
Woody AllenI think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.
Woody Allen