A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

90 per cent of success is turning up.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.