I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.