There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.