I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.

The best things in life are censored.

Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.