What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.