I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?