I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything? Descartes hinted at the problem when he wrote, 'My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.

Life is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous because the perks are better. You get better seats at the basketball game, and you get better tables and reservations places. If I call a doctor on Saturday morning I can get him. There's a lot of things, indulgences that you don't get, if you're not famous. Now I'm not saying it's fair. But I can't say that I don't enjoy it.