I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.

You can learn technological things, you can learn about specific things, but the real problems that people deal with in any subject, existential subjects or romantic subjects, you never learn anything. So you make a fool of yourself when you're 20, you make a fool of yourself at 40, at 60 at 80. The ancient Greeks were dealing with these problems. They screwed up all the time. People do now.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.