Life is for the living.

90 per cent of success is turning up.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.' 'What element?' 'We never found out

I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.