Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!