he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public quite brilliantly.

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be a part of the experience? You know, what the hell? It's not all a drag, and I'm thinking to myself: Geez! I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get and just enjoy it while it lasts. And, you know, after-who knows? Maybe there is something, nobody really knows. I know that maybe is a very slim reed to hang your whole life on, but that's the best we have.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.