My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

I don't why whatever works and whatever doesn't. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you think there's a good chance that people might enjoy the story. You're surprised pleasantly when they do. It's just luck.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.