My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.