My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.