I'm a creature of the New York City streets.

Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.

You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.