Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers