For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.
My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?