People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.

I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get more kindly, nothing good happens. Your back hurts more, you get more indigestion, your eyesight isn't as good, you need a hearing aid. It's a bad business getting old and I would advise you not to do it if you can avoid it. It doesn't have a romantic quality.