People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion... no, make that: he - he romanticized it all out of proportion. Yes. To him, no matter what the season was, this was still a town that existed in black and white and pulsated to the great tunes of George Gershwin.