I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.