Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.
I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them.
I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.