The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself, only female.