Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents.
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.