The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?