Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

I hope you're getting this down.

I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as an audience member. I escaped by going into the movies and sitting in the movies all day long.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.