Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.

I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird, because the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' But New York State says you have to. Well, finally, what happened was that my wife committed adultery for me. She's always been more mechanically inclined than I have.

Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.