Eighty percent of success is showing up.
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.