Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.