I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.