I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.