I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
Woody AllenThe whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.
Woody AllenIf you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody AllenYou can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.
Woody Allen