I do feel it's important to have some kind of faith in something, but [it is] impossible for many of us. I personally don't have any faith in anything, but it's great if you can.

My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.

I can't express anger. I grow a tumor instead.

I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.