When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

I've never dated a fictional character before. The closest I ever came was an Italian.

I write the script; nobody sees it, not the people that put the money in the picture. I cast who I want, and make the film. That's why I've always felt the only thing standing between me and greatness, is me. There's no excuse for me not to be great except that I'm not.

Showing up is 80 percent of life.

I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.