Subjectivity is objective.

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.