Everybody knows how awful the world is and what a terrible situation it is and each person distorts it in a certain way that enables him to get through. Some people distort it with religious things. Some people distort it with sports, with money, with love, with art, and they all have their own nonsense about what makes it meaningful, and all but nothing makes it meaningful. These things definitely serve a certain function, but in the end they all fail to give life meaning and everyone goes to his grave in a meaningless way.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.