What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody AllenI call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.
Woody AllenA wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
Woody AllenWhen you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.
Woody Allen