If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.
One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.
I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.