Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.