Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?

One filmmaker makes films that are deep, intellectual, profound and confrontational. And the other one makes purely vacuous, escapist films. I'm not sure the one who makes escapist films is making a poorer contribution than the one who makes the deeper films.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.