I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.