I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something