The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

New York is my home and I have a particular fondness for it. I think it's a place where you can generate any kind of story wonderfully. But I also would be very happy to make a film in Paris or Rome.

[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.

The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!

He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.