I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.
What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.