The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?

Death is an acquired trait.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

When I'm writing something, if there's a part that's good for me, then I'll play it. Otherwise, I don't. And I notice that there are less and less parts for me in my own writing.

When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.