Why ruin a good story with the truth?

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.