Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.