Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

You can learn technological things, you can learn about specific things, but the real problems that people deal with in any subject, existential subjects or romantic subjects, you never learn anything. So you make a fool of yourself when you're 20, you make a fool of yourself at 40, at 60 at 80. The ancient Greeks were dealing with these problems. They screwed up all the time. People do now.