Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.