"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.