"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal.

I want to return to the womb, anyone's.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.