All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn't come. Sometimes the critics won't like the film, and the public will come. It's completely spontaneous. It's a hazard.

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.