All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.