There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
Woody AllenSex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody AllenThere are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
Woody AllenSex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody Allen