I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it

I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.