A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Take the money and run.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.
The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.