I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

The less I speak to the actors, the better. And I always hire great people, and I don't want to impose my pre-conceived notions on them. They know how to play it.

90% of success in life is showing up

I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.