If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.
I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.
My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.