I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.
The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.