What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.