I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.