My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

Life is for the living.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

Showing up is 80 percent of life.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.