If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody AllenWhat was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.
Woody AllenMy parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.
Woody Allen