My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting

My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.

They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York and that they had fixed the bullet. There was a lot of money bet on the swan to live.