My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

I am two with nature.

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.