Human existence is a brutal experience to me... it's a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it salvation is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.
Woody AllenI've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.
Woody AllenOur love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.
Woody AllenI had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.
Woody AllenI don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.
Woody AllenWhen you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.
Woody Allen