My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.
Those who can't do, teach!
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.