I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Woody AllenWhen you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.
Woody AllenMy films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.
Woody Allen